Happy New Year’s Eve!

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It’s probably best to keep wishes for the new year separate from those for new year’s eve since they are two quite distinct, although related, events.

So, Happy New Year’s Eve!
To all: Don’t drink and drive.

To mathematicians: Don’t drink and derive.
To critics: Don’t drink and deride.
To surgeons: Don’t drink and debride. (Yes, I know it’s not pronounced that way.)
To politicians: Don’t drink da bribe.
To reporters: Don’t drink and describe.
To oppressors: Don’t drink and deprive.
To protesters: Don’t drink and decry.
To refusers: Don’t drink and decline.
To judges: Don’t drink and decide.

You get the idea.

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